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Whew, it’s been a few days. I am back safely from Further Confusion 2013, which was completely awesome. The staff really did a bang up job for their GoHs (and I’m not saying that just because they flew me first class, although dude! Did you know you get REAL SILVERWARE?!?) took us to a really fabulous dinner—great people, great chatting, some of the best truffle mac ‘n cheese ever. I had a great time, got to see lots of friends and fans and hang out.

Sadly, I started to develop the plague pretty early on—first class is still in the circulating germ-tube that is a plane cabin—so by Saturday I had completely lost the upper registers in my voice and sounded like I’d been smoking Camel straights since kindergarten. (I felt fine, I just sounded horrible.) Thankfully the con had front-loaded the schedule on Friday, so the only things where I was really excitingly raspy were a late night writing podcast (which Kyell Gold kindly invited me to sit in on.)

Con progressed, plague progressed. I’d do okay in the morning and flag by evening. Carlota swung by and brought me pho to fortify me. Monday I went out birding with Sofawolf and some fellow artists (got Northern Pintail, American Avocet, and enough Ruddy Ducks to wallpaper a battleship.) Birding was awesome, weather was painfully spectacular, I felt great, but that probably doesn’t count because I’d get off my deathbed for Avocets.

Anyway, long story short, fantastic con, have been laid up for several days afterwards with the plague. (Well, you hold it off by force of will, you eventually pay the price. But I was determined that FC was gonna get their money’s worth, because dude! First class! Also, birds!)

A big thanks to everybody who made FC so awesome—staff, art buyers, fans and friends. Fantastic to see you all!

At the moment it is mixed freezing rain and sleet here, the car is glazed with ice like a Krispy Kreme donut, and I’m not going out driving in that again today. I would have a hard time living in San Jose for various reasons—cost of living, price of gardening space, allergies—but man, I could do with some of the weather about now…

 

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.


I missed you while you were gone. Welcome back from the con and the crud!

you know, you probably know me from adam, but i was wondering what was going on with you.

I'm glad I decided to go to Kaffeeklatch; "there are four lights" ended up being a running giggle starter for the rest of the weekend. :D

I'm really, really glad I noticed movement in the hall outside the luncheon and did not take out your eye with a knitting needle. Objectively I know it was not that close of a call but... eek!

There's a con up here in Michigan called ConFusion, and I always think for a moment that that's the one you're going to, and then remember that they're different. It doesn't help that they're the same weekend!

Completely (or nearly completely) unrelated - what is your policy on people using your art for tattoos? I know you've said it at some point but I can't remember. I'm thinking Happy Cthulhu, possibly. It wouldn't be for a while anyway. But since I was talking about it the other day and you just posted I figured I'd ask!

Having them be the same weekend is so meta.

I was thinking that two cons on the same weekend, one named Further Confusion and one called ConFusion, that has to be proof of a superior being, and he/she/it is laughing at us pretty much constantly. I suspect we're all on a big hamster ball, and we're the hamsters.

Especially since one year the MI con was named Further ConFusion because they add a different descriptive word to the name each year. To avoid conversation comedy in this household, the one in MI is called ConFusion and the one in CA is called FC.

There is a post somewhere from a pilot who "liberated" some of the first class silverware and kept it in his travel kit. Later on, the TSA wouldn't let him take it onto the plane, even though he was the pilot and there was a pile of the exact same silverware already on the plane.

where in Michigan is this con? The wife and I are in the early stages of moving back there, she just got a great IT job with GM, and we're getting the hell out of New York. We'll be on the northern side of Detroit, probably around Troy or Sterling Heights, somewhere like that. She is from Battle Creek, so we'll only be a couple hours away from her family now, instead of 14 hours.

It's moved hotels, but it's always in the Detroit area. It was in Dearborn this year, and I hope it keeps the same hotel.

If you're moving to Michigan now, you'll be here in time for Penguicon! That's the end of April. I'm not sure where it will be, but also in the Detroit area. It started as a Linux con but has expanded to pretty much everything, with an emphasis on DIY and open source. Liquid nitrogen ice cream is always a big feature! There's a lot of overlap in the two cons.

Hunh - so just out of curiosity, what's your allergy issue with San Jose? (I've been living just a few miles north of there for a year now, and I haven't quite figured out what it is I'm allergic to here, but there's something...)

In your case, that big round yellow thing you didn't have up in Geordieland?

Hee. Can a man be allergic to Vitamin D?

Well, it's less embarrassing than being allergic to being married.

Ooh, don't say dat! *twiddles wedding-ring nervously*

Glad you had fun! I kept meaning to swing by your table when you were there and missing you (i didn't spend much time in the dealer's room)

I enjoyed seeing you and buying a couple of pieces from you at FurCon, and wished I had bigger time and money budgets. Maybe next year. Anyway, yay good GoH treatment, boo evil microbes.

1. Look up "American Avocet" in preparation for mocking.
2. View photos.
3. Silently close browser tab.

Ok, that is an impressive looking bird.

And lo, I was enlightened. Don't suppose you have any pamphlets on these birds?

I started birding in 1988. But I got my life American Avocet in Montana in 1973 when I was on a long road trip*. I was cruising gently along a wildlife drive and saw this amazing bird and got a really excellent picture. In Texas in 1993, I saw a whole slew of them. Maybe not enough to wallpaper a battleship, though.

* I got several life birds on that trip, all ones that a beginner could identify from a field guide. With some effort. Because beginners are really lost in a bird book, figuring out how it's organized and so on. [I could go on for some time here about how much trouble I had figuring that the big white birds I first saw in Montana were White Pelicans. I thought pelicans lived in Florida.]

Edited at 2013-01-27 04:20 am (UTC)

How many ruddy ducks does it take to wallpaper a battleship?

One to hold the brush with the glue, and the rest to move the battleship up and down?



So nice to finally meet you and Kevin face to face!
Glad to hear the con staff treated you so well.
If I hadn't been hamstrung by my bank, I would have bought a couple of Dragonbreatheseseses at least.
I hope you enjoy the cocoa kettle corn.
Get well soon!

Signed: That Giant French Dude



I hope you get well soon! (So far, I dodged Con Crud at Arisia. Not sure if the kid picked up Con Crud there, or once she got back to the Plague Vector that is School.)

It was great birding with you on Monday! And always a pleasure to get a couple lifebirds. and any day you see an avocet( and don't get hit by the approaching train) is a good day.

I have decided that I have found my life's calling. I shall take up the humble crook and become an Ursula Herder. It's not a glamorous job, and the pay is scant at best, but it is a fulfilling occupation, and one which I find enormous satisfaction.

... and ohGOD TASTY AHI... *drools*


I agree - the food at this year's con was AMAZING. And we always appreciate the help. :)

Gotta admit, I was a little dubious at first... "They're giving us sandwiches..? Really?"

I'm curious if you ever did brave the bacon marshmallows, and if any made it home for s'mores or if you ended up giving them all away.

I have tried those - they are amazing straight. I didn't think of s'mores.

Homemade marshmallows are tricky to make into s'mores, since they have a much, much lower melting point than commercial marshmallows. Basically, you have to put them on a graham cracker on a tray under a broiler. A couple of my friends got married a little while back and asked me to make a giant batch of marshmallows to use as wedding favors (honey cardamom, blood orange, and vanilla bean), and apparently they were absolutely determined to roast them on sticks over an open fire and doggedly went about it until they found something that worked. No idea how they managed it.

Oh. My! I didn't realize you'd made them from scratch, one of the fancy markets here had fancy, packaged bacon marshmallows - they were delicious, but not necessarily something I'd spring for again.

Marshmallows are remarkably easy to make from scratch! They just require a really good stand mixer, because they will absolutely murder anything less. Apparently unusual marshmallow flavors are my nearly-useless superpower. Honey-cardamom has gotten a lot of requests, but I have a tendency to just go berzerk and start throwing all kinds of things into marshmallows. Chambord with pomegranate molasses is probably one of my favorite flavors, although the rosy lemon that I did this time around went down really well, too (sake, lemon juice, rosewater), and when I made "pecan pie" (spices, brown sugar, frangelico, and toasted pecans) it nearly started fights. Then I've done things like candy cane, Froot Loops, triple berry, cream soda, banana rum... Oh, and raspberry marshmallows coated in dark chocolate are absolute heaven. Too bad it's so hard to get the chocolate on them. >.>

Some of those do sound fantastic but… I must admit the one time I tried Chambord it tasted like cough medicine to me. Blech! But that honey/cardamom and rose/lemon sound interesting.

I have tasted, years ago, a pistachio/rosewater chilled confection that a friend insisted was Byzantine. It was good, odd, but very good.

I've been making sekanjabum - medieval gatorade, it's sometimes called. You take vinegar (white, red, cider, and you might add a dash of flavored balsamic) sugar and water, make a syrup, it's usually tart/sweet. Then you add mint/ginger and steep till it cools. If you can find lime mint it's astonishingly delicious! It is important to add this to water to taste when you drink it - I've seen the results of people trying to drink the syrup straight and it's entertaining for bystanders. I've tasted lemon/strawberry too, quite nice. Cold it's great but hot it's also quite nice when the weather's cold.

Hah! That's exactly what my husband said about Chambord. I don't think many people could drink it straight, it needs to be mixed with something. My sister-in-law also said something about drizzling it over baked brie. Which reminds me that I meant to try the Chambord cut with Celtic Crossing...

The lemon and rosewater is actually a cocktail recipe that I found and served at my wedding. Sake, syrup, lemonade, and rosewater. Makes a delightfully refreshing drink on a summer afternoon, although apparently it went down so easily it hit some of my guests a little harder than they had anticipated.

The sekanjabum intrigues me. Do you have a recipe?

...Huh. Suddenly my brain is screaming that I need to make chilled agar jelly and flavor it with rosewater. Possibly with some kind of lavender confection suspended in the middle. I need to remind that part of my brain that I'm doing my annual charity cooking marathon next weekend and really don't need more ideas, considering the vat of crepe batter I've got in the fridge right now.

Rosewater/lavender? That could be wonderful - you might use violet petals, I hear they're edible though I haven't tried them.

Sekanjebum. Well, my recipe (others vary, do try them) is this:

4 cups sugar
2 1/2 cups water
1 1/2 cups distilled vinegar

bring to a boil, hard boil for about five minutes to turn into syrup, turn it off

add 2 very generous cups of fresh mint leaf and the small stems. I love my apple mint, (could be a pineapple mint) and if you can find lime mint use it! One large, fresh, thinly sliced ginger and don't bother to peel it. Throw those in, cover and let steep overnight, then strain out the debris and bottle. Doesn't seem to need refrigeration because of the high sugar content but if it gets more water in it I'm told that will shorten the shelf life. Do remember to use this syrup cut with water - it's potent.

I have added a dash of blackberry infused balsamic or a vanilla/blood orange/fig flavored one I found at World Market - both are wonderful. I use the distilled vinegar and sugar because they have the least intrusive flavors and I want my mint/ginger and other additives to give the main flavors. I have tried a honey/lemon/mint which is ok, so is the lemon/strawberry which is better, but I keep coming back to ginger/mint. Chilled it's very refreshing on a hot day, hot it's very pleasing in cold weather and add horehound for a wonderful hot drink to sooth a sore throat and sniffles.

*laugh* Tried and inflicted on others! The sweetness was...confusing. We sent them home with a friend.

The vast majority were delightful and found many admirers--thank you so much! And I will likely be mentioning them on KUEC! (I liked the Jasmine Tea and Rosy Lemon the best.)

I got the sense that they were making the rounds in the Dealer's Den. Random people started coming over to me to rave about the marshmallows. ;) The bacon happened mostly because I could. And also so that the idea can be shelved and never acted on again.

Oh, and I hope you finally did get around to the bread.

It was truly a sublime experience.

Just remember: VISCACHAS!

Just as an FYI, recirculated air in planes making you sick is an urban myth:
http://www.ucsf.edu/news/2002/07/4834/recirculated-airplane-cabin-air-does-not-cause-more-colds
Aircraft air is almost always better "quality" than the air in the average office building as it is refreshed more often and better filtered.

It's more due to being in close quarters with a lot of people and very likely the dry air in the plane.

Too bad to hear you're joining the rest of us plague carriers -- I was down with it at the beginning of the month and it's been taking out all sorts of folks at work.

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