UrsulaV (ursulav) wrote,
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Ursula Vs. Porn Spam Part V

Today's porn spam may have reached a new low.

"Hick Town Trailer Park Girls"

This does not get me hot and bothered. In fact, were I already hot and bothered, the inevitable image of an uneducated redneck with bad teeth and a trailer full of molding buffalo wings would be nearly as effective as a cold shower. Trailer parks are not neccessarily an abode of the damned (though many are) but when combined with "hick" and "porn" I am not getting good mental images. (Actually, I'm not getting any mental images--my brain, in a desperate attempt at self-defense, has blanked completely and is singing "The dragon with the flagon has the potion that is poison," etc ad nauseum, very loudly inside my skull.) (Twenty points to anyone who can spot that highly dated reference!)

It is perhaps a sign that I have been too long on the internet that tentacle hentai fetishes no longer make me bat an eyelash, but the notion that there may be a hick fetish can still make me wince.
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