I cannot even begin to fathom this comment at DeviantArt, and have chalked it up to someone trying to be funny.

God, I hope they’re trying to be funny.

I find myself extremely and inexplicably aroused by the sight of an uncooked potato in an oxen harness.

Anyone else?

I blame VeggieTales, myself.

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.