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Slice of Life

Another late night conversation…

James: “You know, the millipedes don’t even bother me anymore.”

Me: “They bother me.”

James: “It’s not like they even bite.”

Me: “They can spray cyanide.”*

James: “So?”

Me: “So? So? I don’t see YOU spraying cyanide!”

James: “….well…no…”

Me: “All right, then.”

*This is true.

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.