UrsulaV (ursulav) wrote,
UrsulaV
ursulav

Another Slice of Life

James: “Will you move this package of mousetraps? Maybe away from our food preparation area?”

Ursula: “What? They’re in the package. They’re sterile.”

James: “We have no way of knowing that.”

Ursula: “Look, just because a mouse will someday be in it, doesn’t mean that it is retroactively germy.”

James: “Well…yeah…but we still don’t put our lips on it…”

Ursula: “Mwwah!” (plants one on the newly opened package of mousetraps.)*

James: “…..I’m going to go dial 9-1-1 now…”

* Livetraps. I wouldn’t kiss anything with springs.

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.

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