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Well, crap.

Apparently I need to submit a hi-rez author photo to the Hugo committee for the ceremony, where I guess they flash all our photos on a wall or something.

This is kind of a problem.

There’s a reason I use the painting my mother did of me as my author bio. I look like a tattooed hippopotamus to the camera. (I am reliably informed that I am rather less so in person, because I am extremely animated most of the time, but you freeze frame that sucker and the results Do Not Flatter.)

The only really good photo of me ever taken was about an inch high and Kevin got it on his cel phone at a Mexican restaurant. There’s an adequate one that a friend took ages past, which is what Penguin uses, which I suppose I will wind up using, as they want it by Saturday and I have no real chance of setting up a pro photo shoot by then.  (And YES, I have been thinking for months I need to find someone to take some pro shots of me and get the bloody thing done so I’ve got something flattering to use for the book jackets, but I didn’t and now I pay the price and Kevin says I’m not allowed to turn down the nomination because they want a photo.)


ETA: Let me add that this isn’t a body image issue, per se—I gots no problem with mirrors. I pass them and go “Awwwww, yeah!” as often as not.  I’m not a small mammal by any stretch, but large chunks of me are built like the proverbial brick dollhouse, and I’m not complaining.

Sadly lots of things that are fine on a moving, gesticulating individual go really bad if you take a photo under all but the most aggressively controlled lighting.

ETA2: A buddy of Kevin's has been enlisted to try and help. I will buy him any dinner he asks. Meanwhile, checking to see if I can just use art at the Hugos.

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.

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I would contact a photographer anyways - you never know when there are going to be cancellations or a studio opening last minute. :) With digital photography, you can get your pictures really, really fast if someone has the time! Or maybe a friend or a friend of a friend locally would be able to get you in quick?

Know any reporters locally? reporters know photographers.

(I always wear tons of makeup for ID pix so my cheekbones and such don't go away in the one-flash-suits-all line, turning my face into a paper plate.)

Maybe put photog on ladder, look up in that direction, to remind world you have a chin? Try loads of angles and lighting. You know all this. *shuts up now*

Good luck!

(I apparently look very different in different light, perspective. Picassa cannot figure me out ... which is kind of reassuring, really.)

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