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So this is a thing that exists.

Santaur Ornament

I'm not sure which sells to a more specialized audience, Santaur, or the Lederhosen Unicorn ( http://amzn.to/1AYB9Oq ) ...

Somewhere, someone, is about to hang both on the same tree ... unknowingly summoning Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep and the other Great Old Ones to eat the world.

In pink and purple!
I can not un-see that!

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...I would have had to buy it then, too.

That's even crazier than the Santaur. (Do they have Pooh cosplaying as other astrological signs, too?) I know there are some people who are obsessed with centaurs, but I didn't think they were a big enough market to be catered to by manufacturers of Disney merchandise.

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Well, it does make me wonder about the mechanics of maintaining six pack abs in a centaur. I mean, how do sit-ups even WORK?

Why does the phrase "This is a thing that exists" pretty much always inspire me to say "Oh, God, why"?

Honestly, my only question is... why horse and not reindeer?

With frickin laser beams!

Or maybe that's the sparkledog version of Santa.

That makes me think of this: http://www.diamondsofthesea.com/december-diamonds-king-neptune-tree-topper/

I can't decide of Mer-Santa and Santaur would be buddies, or deadly rivals.

(P.S. If you've never seen that line of merman ornaments, I suggest you look through them, there are some AMAZING things there.)

That was even worse than I expected it to be when I clicked through. o.O

But she does have the cute gay mermaid couple!

Huh. Well, I'll be mogadored, to quote Nanny Ogg.

And though it's a bit hard to tell from the pics, Santa's either a gelding or a mare. Sorry, I just had to look, and he's for damn sure not gonna qualify as lead stallion.

The comments I've seen here so far this morning are all that redeem the Universe from the awful fact of this...ornament?...'s existence.

"Stands out on the Holiday Tree"... Yes, yes it would...

I'd say equally disturbing is the dead-horsehead ornament and the matching dead-horsehead ugly christmas sweater.

I can die now since I've now seen everything.