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Suprisingly productive day...got a Digger done, got the frogs online, got a layout for a page of Fans! done (those take awhile) and working on the first pass of a physical painting.

And I swept the deck, which was covered in bits of tree and maple seeds and pollen-encrusted doodads.

There was so much pollen, in fact, that by the end, my mouth was dry and gritty with chartreuse gunk (not that it was chartreuse at that point, but y'know.) I could feel the grit.

And since I know what pollen IS, this naturally left me with the unavoidable and disturbing feeling that I had somehow accidentally performed oral sex on a tree.

I like to think I'm a reasonably well adjusted individual, but some things are just wrong.


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Oh, that seems perfectly normal to me.

Then again, I spend time with people who spend most of the spring wandering around complaining about the fucking trees and mean it literally.

It's only a short step to contplating deliberate floral fellatio, you know.

Oh my god...Now I'm gonna have a frickin nightmare....

Ursula likes the big wood. News at 11.

And since I know what pollen IS, this naturally left me with the unavoidable and disturbing feeling that I had somehow accidentally performed oral sex on a tree.

I've been known to describe pollen season as one large plant bukkake scene. The mental image I get of a thrusting flower going, "Yea! Take it! Take it all!", once described, brought a look of horror to the face of my friend in plant sciences.

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"Getting pissed on by plant lice" would be more accurate...

This very thing has led to such comments as "I have tree sperm up my nose" by people I used to know.

I just hate trying to find my car in the parkinglot, because it's yellow cars, as far as the eye can see.

Oh gods, I needed a good laugh! Thank you! You've made my day. (Well, night actually. But you know what I mean.) :)

*Laughs* That thought is going to haunt me all day, and it's all your fault.

This icon has NEVER been this appropriate.

Haha. This is funny. Mind if I add you? Got here through nakedcelt.

And since I know what pollen IS, this naturally left me with the unavoidable and disturbing feeling that I had somehow accidentally performed oral sex on a tree.

And the next time a small child you know starts complaining about allergies, you can tell them it's all because the plants are having sex in their nose. That's what my boss' husband used to tell their niece when she was little. To this day, in her 20s, she remembers.

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