Ursula: ...you mean, sodomize you and then make you kiss an idol of Baphomet?
In other news, because I am just that sort of person:
The other shamans laughed at Norgle's Balloon Animal totem, but he'd show 'em! He'd show 'em all!
Except maybe the Porcupine Shaman.
(Now I kinda want to do a pinata totem...)