God, I hope they're trying to be funny.
I find myself extremely and inexplicably aroused by the sight of an uncooked potato in an oxen harness.
Anyone else?
I blame VeggieTales, myself.
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New novel, coming November 27th! Woohoo! It's called SWORDHEART. It's an epic fantasy romancey thing with an enchanted sword. Yes, as one of the…
The problem with not posting constantly is that then I feel the urge to start every post with an apology for not posting, which makes me not post…
Psssst. Wanna buy a book? *opens coat* Pre-Order The Wonder Engine now! Other formats are also becoming available but take longer to…