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Were I asked today what the most beautiful creature in the world is, I would answer, without hesitation, "The walrus."

Their skin is un-freakin'-believable. And if you don't believe me, go find some pictures of walruses, and see if that gorgeous lumpy wrinkly rolly textured blubber doesn't make you want to run right out and paint walruses.

Whether the walrus will be improved by a stylish hat, time and paint will tell.

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Thinking about it, I have to say that's really true. I've always wanted to see a big wrinkly scarred bull walrus swimming, and maybe hug it. I wonder if it would make a squish sound.

Waits to see what qualifies as stylish hat *merrygrin*

At the zoo, they occasionally weigh and measure the juvenile walruses. It's cute to watch them docilely pose for the tailor's tape. When they move on land, you can see the movement of hip bones inside, like a person trying to get around while inside a sleeping bag.

You need the right stylish hat, and a matching feather boa.

Pointless walrus reference.

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.”

- Lewis Carroll : Through the Looking-Glass, “Tweedledum and Tweedledee”

But, but... naked mole rats?

Oh no... my bank account can't handle more sushi fashion...

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