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Quick and silly little watercolor of a grumpy little tadpole.
http://yerf.com/vernursu/grumpytadpole.jpg

This one'll probably be up on Furbid here shortly, since I'm doin' okay on originals for cons (she said, thereby smiting Fate across the face with a gauntlet and insuring that she will not sleep at all in July.)

My current project is a little weirder, though similiar in color scheme and technique. See, as y'all have probably noticed, my rock formations inevitably come out phallic. I can't help it. It just happens. I have actually had art directors ask me, in so many words, to remove the prepuce from a rock formation.

It's not intentional, but a rock is basically a big pointy sticky-uppy thing, and if I try to put any irregularity to it at all...well, y'know. So as a form of aversion therapy, I am painting a small watercolor of nothing but giant stone penises. This may get it out of my system, or it may just annhilate my last chance of ever getting a job at someplace like Hallmark, but I'm taking my chances. Valley of the Wang, ahoy!

I'd say I'm not weird, but I figure there's no point.

Edit: In fact, here's the tadpole auction now...
http://www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auction.pl?furry&1084219924

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ursulav

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Quick and silly little watercolor of a grumpy little tadpole.
http://yerf.com/vernursu/grumpytadpole.jpg

This one’ll probably be up on Furbid here shortly, since I’m doin’ okay on originals for cons (she said, thereby smiting Fate across the face with a gauntlet and insuring that she will not sleep at all in July.)

My current project is a little weirder, though similiar in color scheme and technique. See, as y’all have probably noticed, my rock formations inevitably come out phallic. I can’t help it. It just happens. I have actually had art directors ask me, in so many words, to remove the prepuce from a rock formation.

It’s not intentional, but a rock is basically a big pointy sticky-uppy thing, and if I try to put any irregularity to it at all…well, y’know. So as a form of aversion therapy, I am painting a small watercolor of nothing but giant stone penises. This may get it out of my system, or it may just annhilate my last chance of ever getting a job at someplace like Hallmark, but I’m taking my chances. Valley of the Wang, ahoy!

I’d say I’m not weird, but I figure there’s no point.

Edit: In fact, here’s the tadpole auction now…
http://www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auction.pl?furry&1084219924

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.


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ursulav

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Okay. Encouraged by all you weird people, I give you..."The Valley of Wang" (with horrified lizard.)

WARNING! Giant stone penises behind the cut!Collapse )

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ursulav

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Okay. Encouraged by all you weird people, I give you…”The Valley of Wang” (with horrified lizard.)

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I’m telling you, rock formations are just inherently phallic, damnit.

It’s for sale, since I didn’t get any adult slots at any of the cons, so make me an offer–9 x 12, watercolor, perfect as a gift for elderly maiden aunts! Really!

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.