November 26th, 2007

breeden

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Oy.

Had one of THOSE dreams last night. Sex and birdwatching. Not restful at the best of times, made significantly worse when it's about someone you actually know and who's bones you'd jump in a heartbeat if they were even remotely interested. Plus the ducks all turned out to be domestic variants and thus not countable on even a dream life list. Blargh. Foiled at every turn.

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breeden

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So my buddy Linda calls me up...

L: "So what are you doing?"

U: "...I'm playing this...virtual...birdwatching...game..."

L: ...

L: "Okay, get your coat, I'm getting you out of the house NOW."


I deserved that.