February 22nd, 2008

breeden

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Today I was a Responsible Adult for most of the day.

I got my car emissions checked. I got an oil change. I scheduled a pap smear. (Hey, both the car and I have some mileage on us these days...) I paid bills. I did laundry.

This sort of behavior is sufficiently stifling that I have an urge to dance around in my underwear or something or risk implosion.
breeden

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If there is a recurring theme to conversations I have had with men this last week, it is this bit of wisdom from my dear friend Linda. I pass it along, O Readers, because when we speak of relationships, this is the one bit of advice that comes up over and over again. It is universal. It stands the test of time. Ignore it at your peril.

Rule #1: Don't stick your dick in the crazy.


If it will help you to hear G.I.Joe narrating this, please feel free to envision it.