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Canine Composition

6 x 12 mixed media

This definitely goes down in history as the second most pretentious title I’ve ever used, but I couldn’t think of much of anything else.

The most pretentious title is “Untitled Genius,” because there was a Very Serious Photographer at the coffee shop I’d been doodling at who had hung a piece called “Untitled Genius” and being me, I had to immediately do a similarly titled piece. I believe it featured a hamster shoving crayons up its nose. So there’s that.

Prints available, as always, and there’s an original for sale too, although I was gonna take it off to ConQuest, or AC, or wherever.

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.

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It Warms A Paladin's Heart...

Today, as we faced the Lawful Evil lich trying to get us to recover his stolen phylactery, the lich (Percival) asked the fatal question "What do they TEACH you in paladin school?!"

Rooster didn't even get to open his mouth. The entire party jumped in.

"Not to trust orphans!"
"To burn things and sow them with salt!"
"Hand out pamphlets!"
"...something about demon nipples!"

Rooster wiped a tear from his eye. "Awwwwww....you guys paid attention!" (Really, I felt the love!) 

Some minutes later, Rooster conceived his Extremely Clever Plan. ("I have a 16 in Diplomacy! I can write laws!") While the team heads off to fight vampires and recover the phylactery, his Temple is pushing through legislation to make it illegal to return a phylactery to an evil creature within twenty miles of the city. (Yes, I actually wrote up the law.) The lich is Lawful Evil, ergo...

Our poor GM made many hand gestures. I didn't understand most of them. Much of the rest of the session was spent talking to guild lawyers and attempting to summon grassroots support in the bar. The rogue wanted to lobby the lich's HOA. All notions of combat soon fell by the wayside. 

Also, our ranger attempted to interrogate a rat. It didn't go well. Maybe next week...

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Off to E-bay!

…goes “Canine Composition.”

Take a look!

Originally published at Tea with the Squash God. You can comment here or there.

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