I get some weird fan mail occasionally. Most of the time when people write me, it's fantastic, I'm flattered, and I make an effort to reply in a reasonably timely manner, but there's some odd ones that slip through occasionally.

I'm not actually sure what language this one originally hails from.

"I Want You Can Art (Big Dragon-Mom and Littie Human-Boy) Do You Can Art?, For Me Page, Thank You."

I think it's an art request. Or possibly a cryptic alien communique, designed to test my intelligence, in which case I've obviously failed.