Slug Porn

I can take comfort in the fact that no matter how bizarre the backyard gets, I've yet to see THIS.

http://www.istrianet.org/istria/fauna/land-misc/limax-osp.htm

Scroll down to the bottom. Strangely enough, a site with the phrase "they extrude from their heads their blue, club-shaped penis sacs which then extend into a fan shape at the tips" is pretty much safe for work.

These slugs' genitals look like blue gummy ginko leaves.