I recall, about a thousand years ago, some law or other making it highly suspicious and likely to be investigated if anyone anywhere wrote about blowing up schools. I posted something to the effect of "Does this mean that we'll never see "Heathers" anymore?"
To which some wag replied "There is no such movie. We deny the existence of any such movie." Which I half expected, so I was pleasantly surprised to see it again.
Obviously my brain is fried from all that Elf vs Orc, and my inner teenage girl is coming far too close to the surface, so I'm just gonna say it--
Christian Slater was pretty hot once.
*cough* And now, back to your regular lumpy squirrel programming...