"Sure," sez I, "sounds like a good idea."
"Anything special you'd like?"
"Nah, just the basic cheap ones."
And then we exchanged a few more pleasantries, and I went about my business.
Today I opened up the pack of address labels to pay some bills, and discovered a hundred and twenty address labels, all with my name on them...
...and every damn one is Precious Moments themed.
I can live with the universe kicking me while I'm down, but must it rub saccharine in my wounds as well?!