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I'm just waiting to see how people are going to find a way to get bent out of shape about this one...


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I learned about homosexuality from the movie "Clue."

Mr. Green: I'm a homosexual.
9-or-10-Year-Old Me: What's a homosexual?
Mom: *pauses the tape with what may have been a "hooboy, here we go" expression* It's a man who prefers to have sex with another man instead of a woman.
Me: *having learned the basic mechanics of heterosexual sex from too much PBS a year earlier* Wait, how does that even work? Guys don't have vaginas!
Mom: *sigh* They... use the butt instead.

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