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This probably qualifies as a miniature--I had these chunks of 6 x 6 cradled clayboard laying around, and no idea what to do with 'em, so I decided to do something quite small.

The Feral Strawberry of Appomattox


How much is the original?

I grump at Deviantart not working for me this morning.

I would have commented on Devart but it seems your links are slashdotting the site nowadays ;)
I'd like to see an Evil Eggplant!

;)

Fab!

I knew it was right not to trust fruit! :-p

!!! That's what I thought when I saw it too.

I was the voice of Audrey II once, in a production.

i wonder if the feral strawberry would get on with the wild rice in my avatar...

Ya know, in your own way you are just as twisted as Gary Larson. And we love it. ;D

Reminds me of the Shel Silverstein poem, "The Wild Strawberry". I like it!

Shel Silverstein poem

Are Wild Strawberries really wild?
Will they scratch an adult, will they snap at a child?
Should you pet them, or let them run free where they roam?
Could they ever relax in a steam-heated home?
Can they be trained not to growl at the guests?
Will a litterbox work or would they leave a mess?
Can we make them a Cowberry, herding the cows,
Or maybe a Muleberry, pulling the plows,
Or maybe a Huntberry chasing the grouse,
Or maybe a Watchberry guarding the house,
And though they may curl up at your feet oh so sweetly,
Can you ever feel that you trust them completely?
Or should we make a pet out of something less scary,
Like the Domestic Prune or the Imported Cherry,
Anyhow, you've been warned and I will not be blamed
If your Wild Strawberry cannot be tamed.


if i was going for world domination, i would take an armee of vampire squash an wild strawberries

i mean feral of course

Nice! Reminds me of Audrey II :D

Someone already mentioned it...

...But this could be an illustration for Shel Silverstein's poem, "Wild Strawberries"! To the point that I must post it.

Are Wild Strawberries really wild?
Will they scratch an adult, will they snap at a child?
Should you pet them, or let them run free where they roam?
Could they ever relax in a steam-heated home?
Can they be trained not to growl at the guests?
Will a litterbox work or would they leave a mess?
Can we make them a Cowberry, herding the cows,
Or maybe a Muleberry, pulling the plows,
Or maybe a Huntberry chasing the grouse,
Or maybe a Watchberry guarding the house,
And though they may curl up at your feet oh so sweetly,
Can you ever feel that you trust them completely?
Or should we make a pet out of something less scary,
Like the Domestic Prune or the Imported Cherry,
Anyhow, you've been warned and I will not be blamed
If your Wild Strawberry cannot be tamed.

Re: Someone already mentioned it...

Yay!

I <3 Shel Silverstein.

You are a deeply talented, twisted individual. I LOVE that in an artist. ;)

That's the most adorable thing ever.