Are you creative? Can you fake it? Got a great idea for an article about Stuff You Have Learned About Art/Writing/Creativity/Chickens*? Got art? Got anything?
EMG-Zine, which carries my column "Wombat Droppings" (and yes, there's a new one this upcoming month--enough moping out of me, back to the grindstone!) is lookin' for content for the next coupla months, and needs your help! Text, art, whatever! If you can write coherently, if you have something to say, or can say nothing in an entertaining fashion for eight or nine-hundred words, if you can paint, if you have already painted and have something thematically appropriate--EMG-Zine wants you!
It pays in EMG credit, which can be used to Buy Stuff at the cool EMG store (and have I mentioned that they carry my t-shirts? They do. Plus a bunch 'o prints, mousepads, and all kinds of cool stuff.)
Go! Write! See your name up in pixels! Get cool stuff! AGGHHHH! THE COOLNESS, IT BURNS US!
See, this is why I never went into advertising. I sound like an insecure carnival barker with a bad bladder. Still!
*I can't swear they need chicken related content, but if it's good, it might be worth a shot.