I have this thing for flavor-blasted goldfish crackers. I'm a junkie. They're sooooo good. Anyway, they come in this carton that says, among other slogans in hyperactive fonts, "Blows other snacks away!"
While staggering around looking for coffee, I saw this slogan out of the corner of my eye, except that I thought it said simply "Blows other snacks."
The mental image was brief and searing. That's all I'll say.