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Okay. I offer this link with trepidation, because it is cruel and vicious and snarky and bitter and much like a cold, cold MST3K take on the last book, and those who get upset about mockery will not find it amusing and will probably think that I am a bad person.

Still. I laughed until iced tea came out my nose.

There is much loathing for Ron. There is much loathing for self-absorbed heroes. There is praise, however, when deserved.

Best two lines:

Page 371: Oh, good, Ron is back. Everybody, wave your tiny little flag for Ron.

Page 571: Neville Longbottom is fucking hardcore.

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No, this is the best line:

Page 753: "Epilogue: Nineteen Years Later." [ed. summary of kids]

Draco has one (Scorpius, who will grow up to try and kill John Crichton).

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to catch the Farscape reference!

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