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ursulav

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Okay. I offer this link with trepidation, because it is cruel and vicious and snarky and bitter and much like a cold, cold MST3K take on the last book, and those who get upset about mockery will not find it amusing and will probably think that I am a bad person.

Still. I laughed until iced tea came out my nose.

There is much loathing for Ron. There is much loathing for self-absorbed heroes. There is praise, however, when deserved.

Best two lines:

Page 371: Oh, good, Ron is back. Everybody, wave your tiny little flag for Ron.

Page 571: Neville Longbottom is fucking hardcore.



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My favorites:

Page 82: Oh good, it's the return of Angry Jackass Harry. I never ever get tired of him.

Page 164: Ron complains about the Muggle diner's coffee, because it's not MAGIC coffee you understand.

Page 514: Awww, Remus had a baby! (He is toast.)


I say we reprint the whole thing in your comments.

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