My dreams last night ran an ad for a video game.
Twice.
Seriously, the narrative would get interrupted to bring me a commercial for something called "CLAW" which began with a young boy shooting a golden zebra with a bow and arrow, then followed this kid as he sort of devolved into a monkey, hunting more and more primitive animals with more and more primitive weapons, while a choir of female voices in the background listed off the names of famous hunters (of which Sigurd, Atalanta, Nimrod, and Sabertooth were the only ones I caught.) The tagline was something like "You don't need to use your teeth."
It ran this ad, without notable variation, twice across my brain.
I have not been watching TV for the last few weeks, and I'm worried my brain is trying to fill the niche.
Twice.
Seriously, the narrative would get interrupted to bring me a commercial for something called "CLAW" which began with a young boy shooting a golden zebra with a bow and arrow, then followed this kid as he sort of devolved into a monkey, hunting more and more primitive animals with more and more primitive weapons, while a choir of female voices in the background listed off the names of famous hunters (of which Sigurd, Atalanta, Nimrod, and Sabertooth were the only ones I caught.) The tagline was something like "You don't need to use your teeth."
It ran this ad, without notable variation, twice across my brain.
I have not been watching TV for the last few weeks, and I'm worried my brain is trying to fill the niche.