And then you paint them, in a desperate attempt to get on their good side.*
Or, if you can't get on DA's mature content thingy, here.
Also, I realize that quoting Sappho may be suspicious to my more classically minded readers, so let me just reaffirm--straight! Straight!
*And just in case Aphrodite reads blogs, if you refrain from kicking my ass any more, O Foam-born One, there's a lot more where that came from...