On the VERY bright side, it's nice that my blog can even scare my agent.
"Soo...Nurk's Amazon rank is 1500 and some at the moment. It was in the 900s last night."
"What? How did THAT happen!?"
"...fuckin' A. That's amazing."
A big thanks to everybody who pre-ordered--obviously it won't STAY there, but damn, that's cool. You guys rock on toast.