For my next trick, I'll be trying to paint like Arthur Rackham, because everybody oughta try it at least once, right? Right. Maybe with a tamarin. I've been meaning to paint a tamarin. Or a langur. Langur is a good word. Laaaaangur. Langurrrrr.
James is plying me with German chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream, and nothing I could write is nearly as interesting as this.