UrsulaV (ursulav) wrote,
UrsulaV
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Got another box from Amazon today. I opened it up to discover a very nice tripod hands-free flashlight and "The Art of Oral Sex."

Naturally my brain immediately went to the likely combination of the two. "Frenulum...frenulum...supposed to be a damn frenulum around here somewhere...Sorry, dude, I need more light down here." *rummage rummage* *unfold* *click* "AHA! Now we're cookin' with dynamite..."

My amusement in no way tempered my gratitude to the very nice fan who purchased them for me, however--the next time Ben gets loose, I will have a flashlight!

Whether I'll have batteries is open to debate...
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