Kevin: "Hmm, I don't know if I've actually got tin snips--there's a wire cutter in the garage, if that'll work."
Me: "Damn, no, I need something with more dicing power."
(brief silence from the other room)
Kevin: "I suppose I should ask the all-important question of WHY you want tin snips?"
Me: "To slice the face off a My Little Pony!"
Me: "Then I'll glue it back on, with a tapir snout!"
(Bastards got my dremel, which would be the ideal tool. Oh, well...just have to hit the hardware store later, I suppose.)