UrsulaV (ursulav) wrote,
UrsulaV
ursulav

For those of your who enjoyed Kevin's "Stages of Intimacy I" column, he's posted the sequel!

Stages of Intimacy 2

Everything here is true, including the bit about the level 70 Lickitung and his mother's reaction to my penis mushrooms and the fact that I will climb a goddamn clocktower with a gun if I ever have to go to Subway with his kids again, until they are thirty. At least. (For the love of bunnies, it's "mayo or no mayo?" not "Convert or die?")

Except the foie gras. I've only ever had fois gras pate, and then I learned too much about geese and felt bad.


As requested, linky bit!

Stages of Intimacy 1

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