UrsulaV (ursulav) wrote,
UrsulaV
ursulav

More proof that I should not be allowed to communicate with Otter

I'm telling you, this is the next brilliant thing.

Say you're a pirate. You're tired of the eyepatch. You want something charming. Something fuzzy. You want love.

You need...SOCKET PETS!

Dwarf hamsters, gerbils, very small sugar gliders...I'm telling you, if I had any idea where the patent office was--and if Kevin would let me leave the house when I'm gibbering about stuffing rodents in people's eyesockets--I would scurry, not run, to said office.

They call me Gerbil-Eye, terror of the high seas...

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