Last Call
Okay, gang, last call for print orders! This is your last chance--get 'em in this week or any hope of Christmas delivery becomes a faint, far-off thing, possibly with feathers. I'm shipping as fast as I'm getting them, but the post office is a beast beyond my control, and we are gettin' down to the wire.
And yes, I am a big softy, and if you come to me on the 23rd in a panic and offer to pay the exorbitant overnight fees, I will do my best for you, but it's hard on your wallet and my nerves, so if you've had any thoughts of art for Christmas, I beg of you, do it now! Do not delay!
And yes, I am a big softy, and if you come to me on the 23rd in a panic and offer to pay the exorbitant overnight fees, I will do my best for you, but it's hard on your wallet and my nerves, so if you've had any thoughts of art for Christmas, I beg of you, do it now! Do not delay!